1 00:00:02,525 --> 00:00:04,091 Wings of Titania, 2 00:00:04,093 --> 00:00:06,994 bear mine eyes aloft as I bid thee... 3 00:00:06,996 --> 00:00:08,595 Hex bag. So we're thinking witch? 4 00:00:08,597 --> 00:00:11,064 Yeah. This is old-world black magic. 5 00:00:11,066 --> 00:00:13,133 We're here for the witch. Rowena. 6 00:00:13,135 --> 00:00:14,535 Mother? 7 00:00:14,537 --> 00:00:16,837 You did manage to stay away for 300 years. 8 00:00:16,839 --> 00:00:19,840 There was the unpleasantness with the grand coven. 9 00:00:19,842 --> 00:00:21,775 It was no environment for a child! 10 00:00:21,777 --> 00:00:23,777 - So, what did he take? - Peanut butter and bread. 11 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:25,479 They sent me to a boys' home. 12 00:00:25,481 --> 00:00:27,114 Teaches you some discipline and responsibility, Dean. 13 00:00:27,116 --> 00:00:28,549 Keep you out of trouble. 14 00:00:28,551 --> 00:00:30,617 It's Cain. As in Cain and Abel? 15 00:00:30,619 --> 00:00:32,953 Lucifer was gonna make my brother into his pet. 16 00:00:32,955 --> 00:00:34,021 And so I offered a deal -- 17 00:00:34,023 --> 00:00:35,222 It's the bloody Mark of Cain. 18 00:00:35,224 --> 00:00:37,024 So I became a soldier of Hell -- 19 00:00:37,026 --> 00:00:38,926 I can give you the Mark, Dean, if it's what you truly want. 20 00:00:38,928 --> 00:00:42,062 But you have to know with the Mark comes a great burden. 21 00:00:42,064 --> 00:00:43,897 What the hell? Charlie? 22 00:00:43,899 --> 00:00:45,933 We're still connected physically. 23 00:00:45,935 --> 00:00:48,202 If you hurt her, you hurt me. 24 00:00:51,874 --> 00:00:53,273 Dean! 25 00:00:53,976 --> 00:00:54,675 I'm so sorry, kiddo. 26 00:00:54,677 --> 00:00:56,410 I forgive you, Dean. 27 00:00:56,412 --> 00:00:57,945 You good? 28 00:00:59,114 --> 00:01:00,747 No. 29 00:01:15,898 --> 00:01:18,398 It wasn't me, man! I didn't take it! 30 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,300 You keep on coming and stealing from me! 31 00:01:20,302 --> 00:01:21,602 It was that -- 32 00:01:21,604 --> 00:01:23,437 Where's my money? Where's my money?! 33 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:24,605 You give me my money! 34 00:01:27,042 --> 00:01:28,976 Swear on my mother, J.P., 35 00:01:28,978 --> 00:01:32,079 I see your face in here again... 36 00:01:32,081 --> 00:01:33,747 I'll kill you. 37 00:01:33,749 --> 00:01:36,149 Like hell. 38 00:01:36,151 --> 00:01:38,552 This is freakin' America, man. You can't just -- 39 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:46,326 What you looking at? 40 00:02:36,612 --> 00:02:40,612 ♪ Supernatural 10x12 ♪ About a Boy Original Air Date on February 3, 2015 41 00:02:40,613 --> 00:02:43,913 == sync, corrected by elderman == 00:02:53,894 After Cain killed Abel, he became a demon. 43 00:02:55,097 --> 00:02:58,265 I felt connected to you right from the beginning. 44 00:02:58,267 --> 00:03:01,101 You and I are very much alike. 45 00:03:01,103 --> 00:03:05,839 I can give you the Mark, Dean, if it's what you truly want. 46 00:03:05,841 --> 00:03:08,909 But when I kill, I kill for a reason. 47 00:03:08,911 --> 00:03:11,345 I'm nothing like Cain. 48 00:03:11,347 --> 00:03:15,015 Why are you fighting what you really are? 49 00:03:15,017 --> 00:03:19,886 ♪ Sometimes I sit and I stare at the rain ♪ 50 00:03:19,888 --> 00:03:24,224 ♪ isn't rain filled with sorrow? ♪ 51 00:03:24,226 --> 00:03:28,862 ♪ Wonder if I'll see my home again ♪ 52 00:03:28,864 --> 00:03:33,233 ♪ will it be dry tomorrow? ♪ 53 00:03:33,235 --> 00:03:38,005 ♪ Time passes softly, and I'm a day older ♪ 54 00:03:38,007 --> 00:03:42,409 ♪ but still I'm living days gone by ♪ 55 00:03:42,411 --> 00:03:47,214 ♪ ashes to ashes, the rain's turning colder ♪ 56 00:03:47,216 --> 00:03:53,520 ♪ finding tomorrow, the ashes, the rain and I ♪ 57 00:03:57,626 --> 00:04:00,327 Hey. Hey. 58 00:04:02,564 --> 00:04:04,831 Caught a case. 59 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:08,268 Apparently something is taking people 60 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:11,238 and leaving their clothes. 61 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,141 Hmm. About time this gig got an "R" rating. 62 00:04:16,145 --> 00:04:17,711 All right. 63 00:04:17,713 --> 00:04:19,753 Why don't you check it out? I'll hold down the fort. 64 00:04:21,650 --> 00:04:24,518 Dean, you haven't left the bunker in a week. 65 00:04:27,656 --> 00:04:29,189 And? 66 00:04:29,191 --> 00:04:32,492 And you can't just live the rest of your life 67 00:04:32,494 --> 00:04:34,995 locked up in this room. 68 00:04:34,997 --> 00:04:37,064 I don't know. I got three hots and a cot. 69 00:04:37,066 --> 00:04:37,991 Could be worse. 70 00:04:38,014 --> 00:04:39,866 Look, I know you're worried about the Mark. 71 00:04:39,868 --> 00:04:42,302 Yes, Sam. I am. 72 00:04:43,505 --> 00:04:45,105 Between what I did to Charlie -- 73 00:04:45,107 --> 00:04:46,606 Charlie forgave you. 74 00:04:47,776 --> 00:04:49,276 How about you forgive yourself? 75 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,814 Because I'm not exactly batting 1,000 here, you know? 76 00:04:53,816 --> 00:04:55,482 Yeah, I do know that, 77 00:04:55,484 --> 00:04:57,684 but staying locked up in here, sitting on the ground 78 00:04:57,686 --> 00:04:59,920 reading the same lore books over and over and over again, 79 00:04:59,922 --> 00:05:01,555 it's not helping you. 80 00:05:01,557 --> 00:05:05,258 You need to get back in the game for your own good. 81 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:08,528 You can beat this, Dean. 82 00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:09,896 Do you really believe that? 83 00:05:09,898 --> 00:05:11,698 Yeah, you're damn right I believe that. 84 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:13,500 You know, you also believed 85 00:05:13,502 --> 00:05:15,969 in the Easter Bunny till you were 12. 86 00:05:15,971 --> 00:05:17,738 No, I didn't. 87 00:05:20,676 --> 00:05:22,275 Look, I was 11. 88 00:05:22,277 --> 00:05:24,211 And a half. 89 00:05:24,213 --> 00:05:26,446 And a half. Right. 90 00:05:31,587 --> 00:05:33,253 So? 91 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,159 Okay. 92 00:05:43,532 --> 00:05:46,733 And then -- then -- then there was this bright light, 93 00:05:46,735 --> 00:05:49,236 and -- bam -- the dude's just gone. 94 00:05:49,238 --> 00:05:51,204 Nothing left but, uh... 95 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:53,974 A cheap suit and a pair of Florsheims? 96 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,610 Pretty much. 97 00:05:57,946 --> 00:05:59,079 You see anyone else? 98 00:05:59,081 --> 00:06:00,380 No, sir, Officer. 99 00:06:00,382 --> 00:06:02,249 And what about, uh, a chill? 100 00:06:02,251 --> 00:06:04,484 Or did you smell any rotten eggs? 101 00:06:04,486 --> 00:06:05,986 What? 102 00:06:05,988 --> 00:06:08,655 No, man. Uh... 103 00:06:08,657 --> 00:06:10,223 I smelled flowers, though. 104 00:06:10,225 --> 00:06:14,094 You smelled flowers? What kind of flowers? 105 00:06:15,998 --> 00:06:17,297 Flowery flowers. 106 00:06:17,299 --> 00:06:19,099 Flowery flowers. 107 00:06:20,369 --> 00:06:23,036 Look. 108 00:06:23,038 --> 00:06:26,973 We all know what's going on here, okay? 109 00:06:26,975 --> 00:06:28,742 Don't say it. 110 00:06:28,744 --> 00:06:30,076 Aliens. 111 00:06:30,078 --> 00:06:31,311 He said it. 112 00:06:31,313 --> 00:06:32,579 Yeah, he did. 113 00:06:32,581 --> 00:06:33,814 Dude was abducted. 114 00:06:33,816 --> 00:06:36,616 Believe me, I know. 115 00:06:36,618 --> 00:06:40,220 May 2003. Those suckers, they grabbed me, 116 00:06:40,222 --> 00:06:43,456 and they probed me everywhere. Okay. 117 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,725 Thanks for your time. Yeah. I'm talking everywhere. 118 00:06:45,727 --> 00:06:47,427 And I mean everywhere. Okay, okay. 119 00:06:47,429 --> 00:06:49,263 Well, the wheels just came flying off the bus. 120 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:50,464 Yeah. 121 00:06:50,465 --> 00:06:53,133 No cold spots means it probably wasn't a ghost. 122 00:06:53,135 --> 00:06:54,568 And no sulfur means no demons, 123 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,169 so that leaves us with what? 124 00:06:56,171 --> 00:06:58,271 Couple of little green dudes and a bucket of lube? 125 00:06:58,273 --> 00:07:00,040 Or fairies. 126 00:07:00,042 --> 00:07:01,875 Or...Angels. 127 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:03,443 Ugh. I'd rather have the little green dudes. 128 00:07:03,445 --> 00:07:05,245 All right, I'll go scope out J.P.'s place. 129 00:07:05,247 --> 00:07:07,047 You, uh -- you ask around inside. 130 00:07:09,151 --> 00:07:11,218 Or you know what? 131 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,485 We don't have to split up. 132 00:07:12,487 --> 00:07:14,020 No, no, no. It's cool. 133 00:07:14,022 --> 00:07:16,223 I can handle a little 20 questions with the locals, okay? 134 00:07:16,225 --> 00:07:19,159 You sure? Yeah, hey, look, it's a dive bar. 135 00:07:19,161 --> 00:07:21,895 It's my comfort zone, hmm? 136 00:07:21,897 --> 00:07:24,364 All right. Good. 137 00:07:24,366 --> 00:07:26,032 Great. 138 00:07:35,611 --> 00:07:39,246 ♪ It's only a matter of time ♪ 139 00:07:39,248 --> 00:07:41,514 ♪ it's only a matter of time ♪ 140 00:07:41,516 --> 00:07:42,849 What can I do you? 141 00:07:45,053 --> 00:07:47,354 Screw it. I'm gonna believe in myself. 142 00:07:47,356 --> 00:07:48,588 Attaboy. 143 00:07:48,590 --> 00:07:51,324 Give me something dark and strong. 144 00:07:54,296 --> 00:07:56,863 Hey, did you know that guy that went missing -- J.P.? 145 00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:00,367 Who's asking? 146 00:08:00,369 --> 00:08:02,068 Just an old pal. 147 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:05,505 Look, I'm sorry to hear about what happened. 148 00:08:05,507 --> 00:08:08,508 But... guy's a lowlife. 149 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:11,945 That night, I had to kick his ass out of here 150 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:13,513 for stealing my tips. 151 00:08:13,515 --> 00:08:16,082 Whatever J.P. got... 152 00:08:16,084 --> 00:08:18,151 Probably had it coming. 153 00:08:18,153 --> 00:08:19,719 Ouch. 154 00:08:22,557 --> 00:08:25,725 ♪ You feel that separation ♪ 155 00:08:25,727 --> 00:08:30,230 ♪ will put a stop to all you've seen to ♪ 156 00:08:30,232 --> 00:08:32,666 ♪ the same old situation ♪ 157 00:08:32,668 --> 00:08:34,634 ♪ though you struggle through life ♪ 158 00:08:34,636 --> 00:08:37,737 ♪ in the end, it defeats you ♪ 159 00:08:40,676 --> 00:08:44,377 ♪ Oooooh ♪ 160 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:45,545 ♪ oooooh ♪ 161 00:08:45,547 --> 00:08:46,980 J.P. wasn't that bad. 162 00:08:48,483 --> 00:08:49,783 You knew him? 163 00:08:49,785 --> 00:08:52,953 This isn't exactly "Cheers," but yeah. 164 00:08:52,955 --> 00:08:55,922 And don't get me wrong, 165 00:08:55,924 --> 00:08:57,557 I would not buy a used car from the guy. 166 00:08:58,660 --> 00:08:59,859 But he was harmless. 167 00:08:59,861 --> 00:09:02,395 So, what was his problem? 168 00:09:02,397 --> 00:09:05,332 What wasn't? 169 00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:08,001 You're in here getting stunned while the sun's still up, 170 00:09:08,003 --> 00:09:10,103 your life's a regular Charlie Foxtrot. 171 00:09:10,105 --> 00:09:12,072 Trust me. 172 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:16,977 I'm Dean. 173 00:09:16,979 --> 00:09:18,278 Tina. 174 00:09:22,551 --> 00:09:24,184 There you go. 175 00:09:24,186 --> 00:09:27,687 How do you know the Royale Motel in Scranton? 176 00:09:27,689 --> 00:09:30,323 My dad, me, and my bro -- we got snowed in there for a week. 177 00:09:30,325 --> 00:09:35,161 Well, I was there for about three months 178 00:09:35,163 --> 00:09:37,263 after my father drank all our money away. 179 00:09:37,265 --> 00:09:41,835 Lived on white rice and tic tacs until they kicked us out. 180 00:09:41,837 --> 00:09:43,103 Good times. 181 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,172 My dad was always working, 182 00:09:46,174 --> 00:09:47,841 so I came up with about 101 different ways 183 00:09:47,843 --> 00:09:49,109 to make macaroni and cheese. 184 00:09:49,111 --> 00:09:50,443 Serious? 185 00:09:50,445 --> 00:09:52,545 Oh, yeah. Now, add ketchup for spice, hmm? 186 00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:54,781 Uh, tuna, hot dogs, 187 00:09:54,783 --> 00:09:56,583 fluff marshmallow mix. 188 00:09:56,585 --> 00:09:58,318 Ugh! That sounds disgusting. 189 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,153 Yeah, well, my brother thought it was exotic. 190 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:04,691 Well, here's to, uh, crappy childhoods. 191 00:10:04,693 --> 00:10:07,527 Hey. All right. 192 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,799 Oh. 193 00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:15,535 Oh. Sorry. 194 00:10:15,537 --> 00:10:17,003 I should go. 195 00:10:17,005 --> 00:10:19,039 Uh... 196 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:25,011 Before you fall hopelessly in love with me. 197 00:10:25,013 --> 00:10:27,180 You gonna be okay? 198 00:10:27,182 --> 00:10:29,049 I always am. 199 00:10:32,187 --> 00:10:34,187 How we looking? Not great. 200 00:10:34,189 --> 00:10:36,890 Turns out J.P. was about three days from getting evicted. 201 00:10:36,892 --> 00:10:41,061 His landlord said the guy blasted Neil Diamond 24/7 202 00:10:41,063 --> 00:10:42,762 and that his bathroom was, 203 00:10:42,764 --> 00:10:44,731 "like staring into the Devil's butt." 204 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:47,100 That's vivid. 205 00:10:47,102 --> 00:10:49,636 And accurate. I saw it. 206 00:10:49,638 --> 00:10:51,137 You saw the John, or, uh -- 207 00:10:51,139 --> 00:10:52,405 Don't. 208 00:10:52,407 --> 00:10:54,040 So, you got anything? 209 00:10:54,042 --> 00:10:55,375 Yeah. 210 00:10:55,377 --> 00:10:58,912 I got, uh, Jack with two scoops of squat. 211 00:10:58,914 --> 00:11:00,480 I don't know, man. 212 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,248 I think we ought to just call it a night and, uh... 213 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,683 And what? 214 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,753 Dean? Hello? 215 00:11:06,755 --> 00:11:09,556 Sammy, I think I got something. 216 00:11:17,432 --> 00:11:19,599 Tina? 217 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,666 What the hell? 218 00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:17,490 Son of a bitch. 219 00:12:25,332 --> 00:12:27,732 Seriously? 220 00:12:29,069 --> 00:12:32,938 Seriously? 221 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,173 Hey. 222 00:12:37,244 --> 00:12:39,210 What's your name? 223 00:12:39,212 --> 00:12:40,745 Dean. 224 00:12:42,049 --> 00:12:44,382 Dean? It's me -- Tina. 225 00:12:45,485 --> 00:12:47,385 What? 226 00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:50,188 Please tell me you know what the hell is going on. 227 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:52,257 Honestly, I'm not sure yet. 228 00:12:52,259 --> 00:12:55,226 Because I left the bar and then there was this... 229 00:12:55,228 --> 00:12:56,962 A light? A bright light? 230 00:12:56,964 --> 00:12:58,363 Yes, and then I was here, 231 00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:00,131 and I thought this was a nightmare, 232 00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:01,499 but... 233 00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:03,768 Oh, God, if you're here... 234 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,370 It can't be real. This doesn't -- 235 00:13:05,372 --> 00:13:07,305 I know. Just try to stay calm, okay? 236 00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:08,840 Stay calm? I'm a freakin' tween, 237 00:13:08,842 --> 00:13:10,976 and you look like some One Direction reject. 238 00:13:10,978 --> 00:13:14,512 And we're in some freaky serial-killer basement. 239 00:13:14,514 --> 00:13:16,081 I can't -- Tina, Tina, just -- 240 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:19,117 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, okay? 241 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:23,788 Well, anything else happen to you. 242 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:25,390 This is crazy. 243 00:13:25,392 --> 00:13:27,559 How are you so calm? 244 00:13:29,129 --> 00:13:31,329 Practice. 245 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,731 Who's your friend? 246 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,700 I'm not sure. 247 00:13:35,702 --> 00:13:37,736 He doesn't talk. 248 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,506 J.P.? 249 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,133 No! 250 00:14:08,135 --> 00:14:10,335 Hey. Hey! 251 00:14:10,337 --> 00:14:12,137 Don't! 252 00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:16,174 This is freakin' America, man! You can't do this! 253 00:14:17,878 --> 00:14:20,045 No! 254 00:14:38,198 --> 00:14:39,798 What is it? 255 00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:01,186 Hey, buddy? 256 00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:04,022 Where did that jacket come from? 257 00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:07,092 My Bar Mitzvah. 258 00:15:08,295 --> 00:15:09,828 It was a magical night. 259 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,863 Yeah, I bet. 260 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:15,667 Why don't you try it again? 261 00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:17,602 Dumpster. 262 00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:19,771 Found it by the dumpster. 263 00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:21,873 All right. 264 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,608 Mmm. 265 00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:31,950 They probably poisoned it. 266 00:15:38,725 --> 00:15:40,125 Right. 267 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:42,727 Obviously. 268 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:47,432 What do you think they're doing to J.P.? 269 00:15:47,434 --> 00:15:50,969 Nothing good. 270 00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:16,594 What are you doing? 271 00:16:19,466 --> 00:16:21,466 Getting us out of here. 272 00:16:28,808 --> 00:16:32,243 You know, before... 273 00:16:32,245 --> 00:16:34,245 I thought you were just another drunk. 274 00:16:34,247 --> 00:16:37,916 I prefer functional alcoholic. 275 00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:40,485 Seriously, who -- 276 00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:42,320 What are you? 277 00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:50,495 That... is a long-ass story. 278 00:17:44,217 --> 00:17:45,817 Flowers. 279 00:17:54,361 --> 00:17:55,760 Yahtzee. 280 00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:02,467 Get out. 281 00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:03,868 What? 282 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,374 Hurry. I'll keep him busy. 283 00:18:10,477 --> 00:18:12,410 Screw that. You're coming with me. 284 00:18:12,412 --> 00:18:14,212 There's no time. Go. Get help. 285 00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:15,580 Tina -- I know you will. 286 00:18:23,056 --> 00:18:26,090 Help me! 287 00:18:26,092 --> 00:18:28,192 Help me, please! 288 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,194 I need a doctor! 289 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,298 I need a doctor now! 290 00:18:37,871 --> 00:18:40,238 What are you screaming about, girl? 291 00:19:09,102 --> 00:19:10,601 Yeah? 292 00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:12,170 Hiya, Sammy. 293 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:18,476 Dean? 294 00:19:24,835 --> 00:19:26,768 Yeah. 295 00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:42,418 W-wait a second. 296 00:19:42,419 --> 00:19:45,186 Y-you're a -- Uh-huh. 297 00:19:45,188 --> 00:19:47,088 How? 298 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:48,356 No clue. 299 00:19:48,358 --> 00:19:50,825 Some scarface-looking dude, bright light. 300 00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:53,695 Next thing I know, I wake up looking like Bieber. 301 00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:57,065 Why would someone turn you into -- 302 00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:58,800 Don't know. don't care. 303 00:19:58,802 --> 00:20:00,068 Hey, we got any grenades? 304 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,669 What? 305 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,638 Don't -- wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. Talk to me. 306 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,807 Really, Sam? Now? 307 00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:08,610 I got no grass on the infield, and a girl's gonna die. 308 00:20:08,612 --> 00:20:10,812 Sorry if I'm not in a chatty mood. 309 00:20:10,814 --> 00:20:14,015 Look, you wanted me back in the game. 310 00:20:14,017 --> 00:20:15,950 I'm back in the damn game. 311 00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:18,052 Come on. 312 00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:25,560 Well... 313 00:20:25,562 --> 00:20:27,729 Ma'am, allow me. 314 00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:36,438 Your son is so polite. 315 00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:39,140 Thanks. 316 00:20:43,213 --> 00:20:45,046 Where are we heading? Tell you on the way. 317 00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:52,454 Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 318 00:20:52,456 --> 00:20:55,290 Wait, uh... Maybe I should drive? 319 00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:56,658 Yeah. Yeah. 320 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:59,160 Okay. Seat. Seat. Seat. 321 00:20:59,162 --> 00:21:02,163 Ooh. 322 00:21:08,939 --> 00:21:11,973 Cake. Why would they give you cake? 323 00:21:11,975 --> 00:21:13,942 Well, don't know. 324 00:21:13,944 --> 00:21:15,410 It wasn't even good cake. 325 00:21:15,412 --> 00:21:16,678 Too dry. 326 00:21:25,121 --> 00:21:26,521 What? 327 00:21:28,692 --> 00:21:30,091 Nothing. 328 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:35,797 Okay, not nothing. Look, this is bizarre. 329 00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:37,765 Even for us, Dean. This is insane. 330 00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:41,035 You -- you're like -- what, you're like 14? 331 00:21:41,037 --> 00:21:42,370 How does it even feel? 332 00:21:43,707 --> 00:21:45,406 Well, I'm me. 333 00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:49,310 I'm -- I'm old me, but I'm a kid. 334 00:21:49,312 --> 00:21:50,745 It's freakin' weird, dude. 335 00:21:52,282 --> 00:21:54,616 And... 336 00:21:54,618 --> 00:21:57,385 What? 337 00:21:58,522 --> 00:22:00,522 There was a Taylor Swift song 338 00:22:00,524 --> 00:22:02,156 on the bus that I hopped to the motel, 339 00:22:02,158 --> 00:22:04,926 and, uh... 340 00:22:04,928 --> 00:22:06,394 I liked it, Sam. 341 00:22:06,396 --> 00:22:10,031 Liked it a lot. 342 00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:11,499 Okay. 343 00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:14,402 And my voice is weird, and I've got like nine zits, 344 00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:16,104 and I have zero control over this. 345 00:22:16,106 --> 00:22:17,972 I mean, it's up. It's down. It's up for no reason. 346 00:22:17,974 --> 00:22:19,474 That's enough. Yeah, thanks. 347 00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:21,709 Uh let's just call it puberty. 348 00:22:21,711 --> 00:22:24,646 Yeah, which sucks. Again. 349 00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:30,118 Well, listen, I checked out the alley where you got jumped, 350 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,086 and I found yarrow. 351 00:22:32,088 --> 00:22:34,044 Which means what? 352 00:22:34,068 --> 00:22:35,891 Means we're probably dealing with a witch. 353 00:22:35,892 --> 00:22:37,225 Yarrow's a flower. 354 00:22:37,227 --> 00:22:40,094 They use it in a ton of spells. Okay. 355 00:22:40,096 --> 00:22:41,317 We still got some of that witch-killing crap in the trunk? 356 00:22:41,341 --> 00:22:42,598 Hell, yeah. 357 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:45,166 So, we'll get you changed back, 358 00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:47,869 and then light Sabrina's ass up. 359 00:22:53,343 --> 00:22:54,709 Right? 360 00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:58,279 Uh, yeah, about that. 361 00:22:59,783 --> 00:23:02,517 It turns out, this whole freak show has an upside. 362 00:23:06,356 --> 00:23:08,189 The Mark is gone. 363 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:10,592 How? 364 00:23:10,594 --> 00:23:12,727 Well, I figure if this hoodoo 365 00:23:12,729 --> 00:23:15,029 slammed me back into the body I had when I was 14 -- 366 00:23:15,031 --> 00:23:16,164 You didn't have the Mark then. 367 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,733 Yeah, and if we reverse the spell -- 368 00:23:18,735 --> 00:23:20,602 then it's gonna come back. 369 00:23:20,604 --> 00:23:23,504 That's what I'm thinking. 370 00:23:23,506 --> 00:23:24,906 So... 371 00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:28,810 Maybe we don't. 372 00:23:31,982 --> 00:23:34,482 Wait a second. Are you saying you want to stay like this? 373 00:23:34,484 --> 00:23:36,217 No. 374 00:23:36,219 --> 00:23:38,286 No, but... 375 00:23:38,288 --> 00:23:41,389 If it's between being a psycho rage monster/borderline demon 376 00:23:41,391 --> 00:23:43,257 or a teenager, well... 377 00:23:43,259 --> 00:23:44,726 Really? 378 00:23:44,728 --> 00:23:47,862 Look, I'm not a fan, either, but... 379 00:23:47,864 --> 00:23:49,597 Sam, this is problem solved. 380 00:23:49,599 --> 00:23:51,366 And I'm still me. 381 00:23:51,368 --> 00:23:53,368 I can still hunt. 382 00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:57,205 I'm just, you know... dewier. 383 00:23:57,207 --> 00:24:00,375 Okay, look, y-you have a point, kind of, 384 00:24:00,377 --> 00:24:01,743 but, dude -- 385 00:24:01,745 --> 00:24:03,244 I know. 386 00:24:07,117 --> 00:24:08,650 Some good news, though -- 387 00:24:08,652 --> 00:24:10,284 virgin liver. 388 00:24:10,286 --> 00:24:12,720 So, what do you say when we're done doing our hero thing, 389 00:24:12,722 --> 00:24:14,689 we take her for a test-drive? 390 00:24:16,259 --> 00:24:17,692 Yeah, sure. 391 00:24:18,962 --> 00:24:22,230 I mean...you can drink again in, what, like seven years? 392 00:24:22,232 --> 00:24:24,599 That's not funny. 393 00:24:24,601 --> 00:24:26,100 That's kind of funny. That's not funny. 394 00:24:26,102 --> 00:24:27,669 Oh, come on, man. It's kind of funny. 395 00:24:42,786 --> 00:24:44,085 Looks like someone's home. 396 00:24:44,087 --> 00:24:46,721 Okay. Let's go in through the basement. 397 00:24:46,723 --> 00:24:49,924 Get Tina out first. All right. 398 00:25:24,994 --> 00:25:26,527 Still open. 399 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:32,533 Tina? 400 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,339 All right, let's go. 401 00:25:39,309 --> 00:25:41,209 Dean, I'm way too big to fit in that. 402 00:25:41,211 --> 00:25:43,544 First time you ever had to say that, huh? 403 00:25:44,848 --> 00:25:47,548 Big talk coming from the dude wearing underoos. 404 00:25:49,853 --> 00:25:51,753 Okay, good one. 405 00:25:51,755 --> 00:25:53,594 Here, why don't you go around back for another way in? 406 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:54,683 Yeah. 407 00:27:26,349 --> 00:27:28,282 Don't! 408 00:27:28,284 --> 00:27:29,250 Where's the girl? 409 00:27:29,252 --> 00:27:33,154 Upstairs. Alive. 410 00:27:33,156 --> 00:27:36,390 What did you do to us? Nothing. 411 00:27:36,392 --> 00:27:38,860 I'm no witch. 412 00:27:38,862 --> 00:27:40,494 I just work for one. 413 00:27:40,496 --> 00:27:43,364 Crappy gig. Where is he? 414 00:27:45,068 --> 00:27:46,968 She. 415 00:27:46,970 --> 00:27:50,738 And she is the worst person in the world. 416 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,173 Is that so? 417 00:27:53,843 --> 00:27:58,212 I've been with her for centuries. 418 00:27:58,214 --> 00:28:01,616 Things I've seen her do. 419 00:28:01,618 --> 00:28:04,285 My sister and I, 420 00:28:04,287 --> 00:28:09,023 she made us hurt people, kill people, 421 00:28:09,025 --> 00:28:12,894 and when we tried to escape, 422 00:28:12,896 --> 00:28:17,465 she caught us and tortured me, 423 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:21,335 and then she made me eat poor Gretel's heart. 424 00:28:22,672 --> 00:28:25,072 Wait. Witch? Gretel? 425 00:28:25,074 --> 00:28:27,441 What, are you saying that you're... 426 00:28:27,443 --> 00:28:29,977 Hansel. 427 00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:31,178 My name is Hansel. 428 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,848 Hansel? And -- and...and Gretel. 429 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:35,283 Hansel and Gretel, like the -- like the fable. 430 00:28:35,285 --> 00:28:36,651 Like Brothers Grimm? 431 00:28:36,653 --> 00:28:38,986 It wasn't a fable. 432 00:28:38,988 --> 00:28:41,822 It was based on a true story. 433 00:28:41,824 --> 00:28:44,358 They just gave it a happy ending. 434 00:28:46,829 --> 00:28:48,229 Oh, okay. 435 00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:50,765 We get to barbecue a celebrity. Cool. 436 00:28:50,767 --> 00:28:54,335 You can't kill her. 437 00:28:54,337 --> 00:28:55,670 You're just men. 438 00:28:57,307 --> 00:29:00,675 We're more than that. 439 00:29:02,345 --> 00:29:03,577 We're hunters. 440 00:29:03,579 --> 00:29:06,580 Ah. 441 00:29:06,582 --> 00:29:08,182 Then let me help. 442 00:29:09,786 --> 00:29:12,386 Help? What's in it for you? 443 00:29:12,388 --> 00:29:16,524 Because if you're going to fry that candy-coated bitch, 444 00:29:16,526 --> 00:29:18,259 I want in. 445 00:29:18,261 --> 00:29:21,963 You want to help? 446 00:29:21,965 --> 00:29:23,898 Tell me how to turn him back. 447 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,466 Sam, it can wait. 448 00:29:26,502 --> 00:29:28,302 Tell me how! 449 00:29:28,304 --> 00:29:31,906 The hex bag that I'm wearing. 450 00:29:33,509 --> 00:29:35,343 It will reverse the spell. 451 00:29:35,345 --> 00:29:39,280 Squeeze it, and you'll return to your proper age. 452 00:29:45,588 --> 00:29:51,592 Look, we waste the witch, I give you the cure. 453 00:29:51,594 --> 00:29:54,729 Deal? 454 00:30:08,611 --> 00:30:11,912 Your friend J.P. didn't have much meat on his bones. 455 00:30:13,616 --> 00:30:17,218 But a good cook works with the ingredients she's given. 456 00:30:20,890 --> 00:30:22,990 Mmm. 457 00:30:22,992 --> 00:30:27,161 Oh. Wunderbar. 458 00:30:30,466 --> 00:30:32,800 Oh, don't worry, liebchen. 459 00:30:32,802 --> 00:30:34,902 You're too good for soup. 460 00:30:34,904 --> 00:30:39,340 I'm thinking a nice, sweet chili glaze, 461 00:30:39,342 --> 00:30:41,942 a few hours roasting in the oven. 462 00:30:41,944 --> 00:30:44,011 And an apple in your mouth. 463 00:31:07,637 --> 00:31:09,203 Hansel. 464 00:31:09,205 --> 00:31:11,372 And pals. 465 00:31:11,374 --> 00:31:14,508 Well, our lost lamb. 466 00:31:14,510 --> 00:31:17,778 I thought we'd have to go looking for you. 467 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:21,515 Maybe even abandon our home sweet home here. 468 00:31:21,517 --> 00:31:24,518 I never dreamt you'd be stupid enough to come back on your own. 469 00:31:25,621 --> 00:31:28,522 Hansel, take care of them. 470 00:31:30,126 --> 00:31:32,059 Yeah, he's not exactly your biggest fan. 471 00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:34,342 Maybe you shouldn't have made him chow down on his sister. 472 00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:41,702 I never made Hansel do anything. 473 00:31:43,439 --> 00:31:45,039 Damn it! 474 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:47,108 They're hunters! 475 00:31:47,543 --> 00:31:49,743 Rumpatur! 476 00:32:02,024 --> 00:32:05,893 Now...who's hungry? 477 00:32:12,156 --> 00:32:13,723 Don't move. 478 00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:19,228 Ooh. Oh, scrawny. 479 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:20,696 We'll have to fatten you up. 480 00:32:20,698 --> 00:32:22,031 Don't freakin' touch me. 481 00:32:22,033 --> 00:32:23,833 Oh, I'm going to do more than that. 482 00:32:23,835 --> 00:32:25,101 Children. 483 00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:29,605 Oh, they're so sweet and innocent. 484 00:32:29,607 --> 00:32:31,307 And delicious. 485 00:32:31,309 --> 00:32:33,242 You'll see. 486 00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:37,213 When I cook him up, I'll give you some, hmm? 487 00:32:37,215 --> 00:32:40,216 If you like kids so much, why not go after kids? 488 00:32:40,218 --> 00:32:42,084 What's with this whole Fountain of Youth? 489 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:45,755 Hmm, in the olden days, if a child went missing -- 490 00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:48,624 ah, the young died all the time. 491 00:32:48,626 --> 00:32:53,462 Now, though, with all your Amber alerts and your milk cartons, 492 00:32:53,464 --> 00:32:57,400 a person fillets one rug rat, and people get so angry. 493 00:32:57,402 --> 00:32:59,602 Yeah, I blame Obama. 494 00:32:59,604 --> 00:33:01,437 So, I improvise. 495 00:33:01,439 --> 00:33:05,074 I take adults no one will miss and give them back their youth. 496 00:33:05,076 --> 00:33:07,443 And then Kentucky-fry 'em. 497 00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:10,679 It's the only way I can eat in peace. 498 00:33:15,586 --> 00:33:17,319 So, uh, is it worth it? 499 00:33:17,321 --> 00:33:18,854 I mean, word on the street 500 00:33:18,856 --> 00:33:20,890 is people kind of taste like chicken. 501 00:33:20,892 --> 00:33:22,491 A bit. 502 00:33:22,493 --> 00:33:26,562 European children are more, uh, free-range, gamier. 503 00:33:26,564 --> 00:33:30,332 Americans, though -- ooh -- they are heaven. 504 00:33:30,334 --> 00:33:32,168 Fattier. 505 00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:37,573 The meat, so finely marbled, it's almost buttery. 506 00:33:37,575 --> 00:33:39,442 I just can't get enough. 507 00:33:39,444 --> 00:33:40,910 Mmm. Awesome. 508 00:33:40,912 --> 00:33:43,078 No! I am in awe. 509 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,947 This is my first visit to your country, 510 00:33:44,949 --> 00:33:48,117 and I have to say god bless the U.S.A. 511 00:33:48,119 --> 00:33:50,753 Oh, so, you're a tourist. 512 00:33:50,755 --> 00:33:52,154 No. 513 00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:53,756 It's business, not pleasure. 514 00:33:53,758 --> 00:33:55,658 An old friend is causing trouble, 515 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:58,661 and the grand coven asked me to take care of her. 516 00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:00,729 Poor, stupid Rowena. 517 00:34:04,402 --> 00:34:06,268 Wait. Rowena? 518 00:34:08,439 --> 00:34:11,173 She got red hair, a thing for ritzy hotels? 519 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,642 How do you know that? 520 00:34:43,508 --> 00:34:46,275 Now you'll burn! 521 00:34:48,212 --> 00:34:49,979 Stay down, boy. 522 00:34:53,251 --> 00:34:54,884 Turn him! 523 00:35:03,361 --> 00:35:05,327 The hell? 524 00:35:24,615 --> 00:35:26,081 No! 525 00:35:58,279 --> 00:36:00,246 That was crazy. 526 00:36:00,248 --> 00:36:03,916 Like...psycho crazy. 527 00:36:03,918 --> 00:36:05,651 And you do this all the time? 528 00:36:05,653 --> 00:36:07,019 All the freakin' time. 529 00:36:07,021 --> 00:36:08,921 Not all the time. 530 00:36:08,923 --> 00:36:09,856 So... 531 00:36:09,858 --> 00:36:12,258 Can you turn me back? 532 00:36:15,296 --> 00:36:19,265 The hex bag went up in flames. 533 00:36:19,267 --> 00:36:20,700 I'm so sorry, Tina. 534 00:36:22,404 --> 00:36:25,371 We may be able to reverse engineer the spell, though. 535 00:36:34,382 --> 00:36:36,449 Or maybe you don't. 536 00:36:36,451 --> 00:36:38,718 Come again? 537 00:36:41,723 --> 00:36:46,325 I got three ex-husbands, 538 00:36:46,327 --> 00:36:48,728 50 grand in debt, 539 00:36:48,730 --> 00:36:50,963 and not much else. 540 00:36:50,965 --> 00:36:54,634 I was... kind of a crappy adult. 541 00:36:57,071 --> 00:37:00,273 Maybe I'll do better this time around. 542 00:37:00,275 --> 00:37:04,510 Get out of town, get a fresh start. 543 00:37:04,512 --> 00:37:06,512 This is my second chance. 544 00:37:06,514 --> 00:37:09,015 Everybody wants a second chance, right? 545 00:37:14,622 --> 00:37:16,422 Sure you're gonna be alright? 546 00:37:16,424 --> 00:37:20,326 Like I told you, I always am. 547 00:37:22,897 --> 00:37:25,231 Can we at least give you a ride somewhere? 548 00:37:29,437 --> 00:37:31,671 Give me the keys. 549 00:37:36,845 --> 00:37:39,378 All right, here you go. It's all the cash we got. 550 00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:42,081 Thanks for everything. 551 00:37:43,084 --> 00:37:44,584 You stay safe out there, you hear? 552 00:37:44,586 --> 00:37:46,352 I will. 553 00:37:48,923 --> 00:37:53,359 And hey, we'll always have the Royale Motel, right? 554 00:38:02,103 --> 00:38:04,036 So... 555 00:38:04,038 --> 00:38:05,705 Grand coven. 556 00:38:05,707 --> 00:38:07,406 Any ideas? 557 00:38:07,408 --> 00:38:09,175 Doesn't sound good. 558 00:38:09,177 --> 00:38:12,144 Well, sounds like an '80s hair-metal band. 559 00:38:12,146 --> 00:38:14,247 You know, lot of hair spray, lot of eye shadow, 560 00:38:14,249 --> 00:38:15,982 lot of keytar. 561 00:38:17,852 --> 00:38:19,552 No? Nothing? 562 00:38:19,554 --> 00:38:21,854 Come on, man. I'm painting a word picture here. 563 00:38:21,856 --> 00:38:23,589 Is it back? 564 00:38:31,065 --> 00:38:32,999 Look, I know what you're gonna say, okay? 565 00:38:33,001 --> 00:38:33,966 But you were in deep. 566 00:38:33,968 --> 00:38:35,167 I know, I know. 567 00:38:35,169 --> 00:38:37,470 You saved me, and you saved Tina, 568 00:38:37,472 --> 00:38:41,240 and...you pulled a Dean Winchester. 569 00:38:44,479 --> 00:38:46,012 Thank you. 570 00:38:47,782 --> 00:38:49,415 Anytime. 571 00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:51,651 Look, man... 572 00:38:51,653 --> 00:38:54,220 Do I wish the Mark was gone? 573 00:38:54,222 --> 00:38:55,254 Yes, of course. 574 00:38:55,256 --> 00:38:59,091 Absolutely, I do, but... 575 00:38:59,093 --> 00:39:00,459 I wanted you back. 576 00:39:00,461 --> 00:39:02,628 And now here you are, 577 00:39:02,630 --> 00:39:05,698 and you didn't hulk out, so... 578 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:07,500 I'll take the win. 579 00:39:07,502 --> 00:39:10,336 As for the rest of it -- 580 00:39:10,338 --> 00:39:12,972 the Mark, everything else... 581 00:39:15,276 --> 00:39:17,310 ...we'll figure it out. 582 00:39:17,312 --> 00:39:18,911 We always do. 583 00:39:18,913 --> 00:39:21,647 Damn right. 584 00:39:21,649 --> 00:39:23,349 Let's get out of here. 585 00:39:36,731 --> 00:39:38,030 I'm back, baby. 586 00:39:39,701 --> 00:39:42,768 ♪ Players gonna play, play, play, play, play ♪ 587 00:39:42,770 --> 00:39:46,238 ♪ and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate ♪ 588 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,842 ♪ baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake ♪ 589 00:39:49,844 --> 00:39:52,011 ♪ shake it off, shake it off ♪ 590 00:39:52,013 --> 00:39:55,181 ♪ heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break ♪ 591 00:39:55,183 --> 00:39:58,150 ♪ and the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake ♪ 592 00:39:58,152 --> 00:40:01,420 ♪ baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake ♪ 593 00:40:01,422 --> 00:40:03,289 ♪ shake it off, shake it off ♪ 594 00:40:04,088 --> 00:40:10,588 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man